Zen Master Gettan used to say
to his companions ---
"When you have a talking mouth,
you have no listening ears.
When you have listening ears,
you have no talking mouth.
Think about this carefully."
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Abraham Lincoln once asked one of his secretaries,
"If you call a tail a leg, how many legs does a horse have?".
"Five," replied the secretary.
"No," said the President, "The answer is four. Calling a tail a
leg doesn't make it a leg."
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"Thank God we took a mule with us on the picnic because
when one of the boys was injured we used the mule to carry him back."
"How did he get injured?"
"The mule kicked him."
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